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Saturday, May 07, 2005
Horrorscope anyone?
According to today's Blankity-Blank, 53% of us read the horoscope on a regular basis. So in light of this exciting discovery, here are some horoscopes worth reading:
Aries (March 21 - April 19) Good day to embrace diversity. Wear mismatched shoes.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) That bad smell in the closet will get stronger. Time to investigate.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Remember to bring your entrenching tool with you today. You'll need it. (You know...for the marketing meeting.)
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) If a wolf is chasing your sleigh, throw him a raisin cookie. That, of course, is a metaphor for what will really happen.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Good day to make Mexican food. Just don't drink the water.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Tomorrow when you wake up, you'll make an unpleasant discovery. Sometime during the night, you'll have been visited by the nostril hair fairy.
Libra (September 22 - October 22) Today you will seek out new life, and new civilizations. You won't find any, of course, but you will discover a really excellent Chinese restaurant in the process.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) A friend will ask you for help, but you should turn them down, silently, with a sad little shake of your head. When they ask what's wrong, sigh deeply, and mutter "nothing, it's nothing."
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Thirteen short bearded men will invade your living quarters soon, eat all your food, and drag you off on an ill-advised adventure, much to the amusement of an elderly gentleman of your acquaintance.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Someone will dash up to you today, say "meep meep! bthpblthpblthp!", and then dash off. At least now you'll know how to spell it.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Today you will lie to yourself. Amusingly, you will be completely taken in, and will be very annoyed later when the truth comes out.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You are about to burn the roof of your mouth on pizza. It won't be the first time, either.
Brought to you by the lovely folks at HumorScope
Aries (March 21 - April 19) Good day to embrace diversity. Wear mismatched shoes.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) That bad smell in the closet will get stronger. Time to investigate.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Remember to bring your entrenching tool with you today. You'll need it. (You know...for the marketing meeting.)
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) If a wolf is chasing your sleigh, throw him a raisin cookie. That, of course, is a metaphor for what will really happen.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Good day to make Mexican food. Just don't drink the water.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Tomorrow when you wake up, you'll make an unpleasant discovery. Sometime during the night, you'll have been visited by the nostril hair fairy.
Libra (September 22 - October 22) Today you will seek out new life, and new civilizations. You won't find any, of course, but you will discover a really excellent Chinese restaurant in the process.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) A friend will ask you for help, but you should turn them down, silently, with a sad little shake of your head. When they ask what's wrong, sigh deeply, and mutter "nothing, it's nothing."
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Thirteen short bearded men will invade your living quarters soon, eat all your food, and drag you off on an ill-advised adventure, much to the amusement of an elderly gentleman of your acquaintance.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Someone will dash up to you today, say "meep meep! bthpblthpblthp!", and then dash off. At least now you'll know how to spell it.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Today you will lie to yourself. Amusingly, you will be completely taken in, and will be very annoyed later when the truth comes out.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You are about to burn the roof of your mouth on pizza. It won't be the first time, either.
Brought to you by the lovely folks at HumorScope
posted by nick, 8:43 AM
1 Comments:
Hey megs!
Sorry about the horrific workload! Life's going busy for me too! But we always have Channel 4 to cheer us up! :o)
Nicky
Sorry about the horrific workload! Life's going busy for me too! But we always have Channel 4 to cheer us up! :o)
Nicky
